Y’know what’s weird? When you eat beets and then the next day you go to have your daily constitutional. You get up from the toilet and look down – because we all do that, right? Who out there doesn’t take a look after a good dump? If you don’t…you should. Seriously, if you’re crappin’ and it’s black or green or something, get yourself to a doctor! Unless it’s purple, of course. You get up, look down and think “my god! I’ve become radioactive!” and then you realize, with relief, “oh yeah, I ate beets yesterday”
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